yeahwriters:

I just want to give a shout out to all the teachers who made me rephrase my question to “I mean, may I go to the bathroom.” I rolled my eyes then but now I say to you Touché, Madam, touché.

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allthisandhips:

Now all other cotton candy is just boring.

ARE YOU FUCKIGN KIDDING ME

WHAT IS THIS BLACK MAGIC?

I want.

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"Because car accidents are so fun."

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